ok, this time i'm freakin pissed. not by customers, but by fans thousands of miles away from singapore. can't believe they are saying these things when they call themselves true fans of liverpool. saying that rafa shld leave, complaining about this and that. o well, let's state the facts firz.
fact #1 :
who won the champions league for us in 2005? who made the impossible possible with his incredible tatics? who made the strongest comeback in champions league history which turned out to be the best final in all competitions? it's rafa! for god's sake, stop looking at current form and saying that rafa sux. look at what he has done for us. yes, i do agree that it was a wrong choice to leave babel on the field while taking off torres. i would haf opted for reira replacing babel. and probably keane for torres later on. and benayoun shldn't haf being taken off though i've never been a real supporter of benayoun. and gerrard, shld never haf been taken off in the firz place. ok, he's tired, i take it for that.
fact #2 :
why in the firz place do u think torres is doing in liverpool? it's because of rafa! look at the facts, if rafa wasn't here, would we get a star striker who was able to score so many goals in his debut season in epl? NO! give rafa some credit for signing one of the greatest player liverpool has ever seen in recent years, at least from 2000 onwards.
fact #3 :
it is a fact that liverpool's squad ain't strong enough, that if one or 2 firz team players are replaced, it's hard for us to control the game. but whose fault is it? it's certainly not rafa. he has been constantly saying that he wants control over transfers, and that is because he feels that the squad needs strengthening. the barry saga was one good example of that. agger is another one too. keane, in my opinion is a good player. what's happening though, is that he does not fit into rafa's formation. rather, he would fit into my formation of what liverpool shld be having. i'll discuss that formation later.
so basically, what i'm trying to say is, stick behind rafa and his team for the time being, at least a season or 2. if rafa could get his hands on the transfers he wants, i'm sure he can push liverpool even further.
as for the thing about lucas, u can't blame him jus because he committed that foul on thur morning that gave away that crucial penalty. look at him in the first half and before 80th minute. his passes were great and all, so why can't we jus gif him credit. stop blaming him.
and here's wad i think liverpool's formation shld be, a rather traditional 4-4-2.
------------------------------Torres-----------------
------------Keane------------------------------------
----------------------Gerrard------------------------
---Reira--------------------------------------Kuyt---
------------------Alonso/Mascherano----------------
----Insua---------------------------------Arbeloa---
---------------Agger-----------Carragher------------
-----------------------Reina-------------------------
ok, explaination, in my opinion, keane would work well when he's a support striker behind torres. with gerrard linking up midfield and the strikers like wad he's doing now in the 4-2-3-1 formation rafa's having. he can easily find torres or keane up front. kuyt, as always, will jus keep patrolling the right flank. tire out the defenders so that torres can easily make his runs. reira can dominate the left flank with his skills and make some wonderful crosses for keane and torres. as for holding midfielder, one is enough, alonso or mash would be good. the wing backs is wad we are lacking, and the best we have now is insua and arbeloa i guess. agger over skrtl. to me, agger is much more stronger, though he tends to drift away from his position to attack. but that's wad i want, attack! skrtl tends to sit back. besides, agger has more speed. carragher is definitely there cause of his experience. reina, i guess i dunnit to explain.
to all liverpool fans out there, it's jus been a few weeks of poor draws and u all start to think so negatively. at the very least, we are challenging for the title. a win this sunday against chelsea and we wld be still in it. so just believe in liverpool, believe in rafa. quote from stevie G :
"Are we out of the title race? No, we're not," said the 28-year-old, who is Liverpool's top scorer with 15 this season. "If anything, the couple of setbacks we've had lately just make us even more determined to get back on track. "We're nobody's favourites for the Premier League title but we don't really care. We're in the mix and that's where you want to be. "We've got a great chance this season – probably the best in my time in the first team – and we believe in ourselves. "There's a lot of pressure that comes with being in our position but we think we can cope with that. We're confident we can match United and Chelsea stride for stride and then see what happens in the closing stages of the campaign."
believe, cuz this is anfield.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
CNY wishlist
LOL! suddenly tot abt wad i want for this yr. hopefully, with my own money, or perhaps ppl can buy for me!? LOL. here it goes :
1) Guitar Hero: World Tour / ROCK BAND 2!!!(whichever is cheaper that is.)
2) Prince of Persia? (if i finish dmc4 cuz i'm still too engrossed in pes 2009)
3) Laptop (vaio/macbook/fujitsu/BLAH - anything that's cheap and good!!!hahaha)
4) A finisher tee from sundown marathon (if not waste the 60 bucks for signing up)
5) A poster of liverpool winning the league in 2009
6) air tickets to anfield to watch any home match? (anyone can sponsor? haha, this is seriously a wish!)
7) PES 2010 when it comes out at the end of the year, cuz 2009 still has its flaws.
8) a girlfriend who's a liverpool fan? LOL
haha, muz explain a few things. firstly, prince of persia(pop). when i was looking at games at comics connection, the firz thing i saw, was pop limited edition. 89 bucks! WOOT! if i seriously buy that, it wld mean that i wld haf spent all my earnings from the warehouse sale b4 cny even comes. so, decided taht since i have finish pes 2009, and i still HAVE dmc4 waiting for me in the cupboard, i guess pop hafta wait. sorry prince! pls wait for ME!!!
ok, then when i was going home, saw this couple, shopping at royal sporting house. at firz i only saw the guy, he was wearing liverpool jersey, just like ME, though i was wearing the black euro training one and he was wearing the 2007/2008 season red jersey. i didn't noe who he was, and he didn't noe who i was, but the moment we saw each other's crest, it was like seeing a fren. then he said as if he knew me for a long time, "we'll win it this season." OMG! how cool is taht dude! stranger who's also a liverpool fan simply come up to u and tell u that at royal sporting house. OMFG COOL! then his gf came nxt to him, in a liverpool jersey too! both red! so cool and sweet! then i jus smile smile and left. lols. but seriously, i dunno why, i jus thot that they were very happy and sweet-looking together. like very loving liddat. so i told myself, my gf muz be liverpool fan! if not, i'll haf to make her one! hahaha. but who noes la, if the right one comes, even if she's not a liverpool fan, i guess it's ok? but currently not a real problem, cuz, haha, nvm. it's pretty obvious who i still like, if she ever cared.
damn, i seriously dunno wad to do. but i jus dun wanna regret. this is kinda funny, i can tell her better to do it than to regret in the future, but i jus can't seem to do it myself. and i noe, if i dun act soon, i'll seriously regret it. hai, isn't it so obvious? dun u think? can't u see?
1) Guitar Hero: World Tour / ROCK BAND 2!!!(whichever is cheaper that is.)
2) Prince of Persia? (if i finish dmc4 cuz i'm still too engrossed in pes 2009)
3) Laptop (vaio/macbook/fujitsu/BLAH - anything that's cheap and good!!!hahaha)
4) A finisher tee from sundown marathon (if not waste the 60 bucks for signing up)
5) A poster of liverpool winning the league in 2009
6) air tickets to anfield to watch any home match? (anyone can sponsor? haha, this is seriously a wish!)
7) PES 2010 when it comes out at the end of the year, cuz 2009 still has its flaws.
8) a girlfriend who's a liverpool fan? LOL
haha, muz explain a few things. firstly, prince of persia(pop). when i was looking at games at comics connection, the firz thing i saw, was pop limited edition. 89 bucks! WOOT! if i seriously buy that, it wld mean that i wld haf spent all my earnings from the warehouse sale b4 cny even comes. so, decided taht since i have finish pes 2009, and i still HAVE dmc4 waiting for me in the cupboard, i guess pop hafta wait. sorry prince! pls wait for ME!!!
ok, then when i was going home, saw this couple, shopping at royal sporting house. at firz i only saw the guy, he was wearing liverpool jersey, just like ME, though i was wearing the black euro training one and he was wearing the 2007/2008 season red jersey. i didn't noe who he was, and he didn't noe who i was, but the moment we saw each other's crest, it was like seeing a fren. then he said as if he knew me for a long time, "we'll win it this season." OMG! how cool is taht dude! stranger who's also a liverpool fan simply come up to u and tell u that at royal sporting house. OMFG COOL! then his gf came nxt to him, in a liverpool jersey too! both red! so cool and sweet! then i jus smile smile and left. lols. but seriously, i dunno why, i jus thot that they were very happy and sweet-looking together. like very loving liddat. so i told myself, my gf muz be liverpool fan! if not, i'll haf to make her one! hahaha. but who noes la, if the right one comes, even if she's not a liverpool fan, i guess it's ok? but currently not a real problem, cuz, haha, nvm. it's pretty obvious who i still like, if she ever cared.
damn, i seriously dunno wad to do. but i jus dun wanna regret. this is kinda funny, i can tell her better to do it than to regret in the future, but i jus can't seem to do it myself. and i noe, if i dun act soon, i'll seriously regret it. hai, isn't it so obvious? dun u think? can't u see?
Friday, January 23, 2009
hmm
lol. suddenly tot back about the stuff that happened durin the warehouse sale and forgot to mention abt the part to do with the 2 supposed "chio bu". lol. y i say supposed, cuz one not exactly that chio, jus special looking and noe how to make herself up. the other one got quite lotsa small pimples on her forehead if u look close up. basically, the special looking one, is seriously irritating. firz time i bring her down to lvl 1 nvm. 2nd time, she pressed the lift from lvl 1 to go back up, nvm. farkin 3rd time, she enter the lift from lvl 4. i f-ing hell tell the customers this lift not going to lvl 1 and gonna stop at lvl 2. the lift stops at lvl 2, she not getting out. then i explain to her nicely. then she say, "waste my time." WTF! damn, seriously, u're not that chio after seeing u for the umpteenth time, so get the hell outta my lift. then the other one leh, talk to her 2 times, both becuz she go toilet while i standing guard at door. firz time was like wth, this gal can take damn long in a toilet. somemore that time, i wanted to use siah. this was how it went :
i wanted to go toilet after handing over my lift duty. she comes. she wants to use. nvm, za bor, let her use firz. then comes another customer. customer wanna use, i tell customer wait. after like 5-10 mins, she finally come out. the customer alr walk off le. luckily, else i no toilet to use. oso dunno wad she doing in toilet for so long. shit? LOL!
2nd time oso she use damn long. somemore ask me help her hold her bottle. -_-'''. but overall ok la, not as attitude as the firz one. but who cares?LOL
AND I CHANGED MY BLOG SKIN! WOOTS! LIVERPOOL!!! kinda wanted to change a long time ago, but didn't bother to. then football weekly this week gif torres poster, see the liverpool logo, plus i wearing liverpool jersey when i went out yesterday, so decided to overhaul the whole blog. changed to liverpool skin, put "you will never walk alone" on the background. haha. super funny, firz few "you will never walk alone" that i tried putting was by some gal singing a completely not the same song. LOL. but finally found the right one la. haha. and decided to put the tag box and everything else in one single window. easily accessed to. rather than having ppl clicking all over the place ya. LOL. AND I'M TRYING TO GET BACK TO LIVERPOOL IN MY PES GAME!!! DARN!!! after transferring from man u to liverpool during mid season of 2010. i helped liverpool from 2nd to firz! won league cup and champions league. top scorer & top assist & overall best player in all competitions, 2010 european player of the year, 2010 world player of the year. AND GUESS WAD! Latest news on PES : "LIVERPOOL HAS DECIDED NOT TO EXTEND THE CONTRACT WITH REASON!" SERIOUSLY, i was like WTF! U SURE! TOP SCORER TOP ASSIST HELP U WIN LEAGUE U DUN WANT ME! well, jus in case u didn't noe, PES legend mode only let u have a contract with the club until end of the season. SO BASICALLY, I ONLY PLAYED FOR HALF A SEASON! AND I GOT THE NUMBER "8" summore!!! WTF! ya, dun ask me why liverpool sold STEVIE G to sevilla. I WAS LIKE WTF! somemore they play me as smf when i'm amf. but got chance to play alongside torres oso not bad. LOL. HAHA, i'm obsessed with PES, sorry! XP
i wanted to go toilet after handing over my lift duty. she comes. she wants to use. nvm, za bor, let her use firz. then comes another customer. customer wanna use, i tell customer wait. after like 5-10 mins, she finally come out. the customer alr walk off le. luckily, else i no toilet to use. oso dunno wad she doing in toilet for so long. shit? LOL!
2nd time oso she use damn long. somemore ask me help her hold her bottle. -_-'''. but overall ok la, not as attitude as the firz one. but who cares?LOL
AND I CHANGED MY BLOG SKIN! WOOTS! LIVERPOOL!!! kinda wanted to change a long time ago, but didn't bother to. then football weekly this week gif torres poster, see the liverpool logo, plus i wearing liverpool jersey when i went out yesterday, so decided to overhaul the whole blog. changed to liverpool skin, put "you will never walk alone" on the background. haha. super funny, firz few "you will never walk alone" that i tried putting was by some gal singing a completely not the same song. LOL. but finally found the right one la. haha. and decided to put the tag box and everything else in one single window. easily accessed to. rather than having ppl clicking all over the place ya. LOL. AND I'M TRYING TO GET BACK TO LIVERPOOL IN MY PES GAME!!! DARN!!! after transferring from man u to liverpool during mid season of 2010. i helped liverpool from 2nd to firz! won league cup and champions league. top scorer & top assist & overall best player in all competitions, 2010 european player of the year, 2010 world player of the year. AND GUESS WAD! Latest news on PES : "LIVERPOOL HAS DECIDED NOT TO EXTEND THE CONTRACT WITH REASON!" SERIOUSLY, i was like WTF! U SURE! TOP SCORER TOP ASSIST HELP U WIN LEAGUE U DUN WANT ME! well, jus in case u didn't noe, PES legend mode only let u have a contract with the club until end of the season. SO BASICALLY, I ONLY PLAYED FOR HALF A SEASON! AND I GOT THE NUMBER "8" summore!!! WTF! ya, dun ask me why liverpool sold STEVIE G to sevilla. I WAS LIKE WTF! somemore they play me as smf when i'm amf. but got chance to play alongside torres oso not bad. LOL. HAHA, i'm obsessed with PES, sorry! XP
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
2nd one
ok, blogging only like 2 days after my job was over. firz of all, to clarify things, i didn't quit my job. LOL. the job assignment was only until sunday that's all. secondly, whoa, i bought a bunch of things on the last day at work. a pair of puma shoes, a liverpool jacket and a red adidas tee. all that for juz 100+. pretty cheap ya! hahas. and ya, last day was as bad as the 2nd last day, if not worse. and here it goes.
(fat perm staff and some customers enter lift)
Hi, welcome, this lift doesn't serve level 1. blah blah blah.
(fat perm staff presses lvl 1)
o, nvm, the lift is going to lvl 1 now.
fat perm staff : " eh, u're not supposed to let the customers go down to lvl 1 u noe, only i can go."
*scolding him inside me
"FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND! YOU ALREADY PRESSED THE FUCKING LIFT TO GO LVL 1. THE CUSTOMERS SAW IT! AND NOW, U'RE TELLING ME NOT TO LET THEM GO TO LVL 1. GO FUCK YOURSELF UNDERSTAND. U'RE NOT SOME BIG FUCK. EVEN THE GM OSO HAVE TO WALK DOWN THE STAIRS. U'RE JUS A FUCKING PIG BRAIN. BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT U'RE A PIG, SO I SHALL ALLOW YOU TO GET TO LVL 1 BY THE LIFT! FUCK YOU!"
*wad actually came out
"but since you pressed already, might as well let customers go down right?"
fat perm staff says (in a whiny way), "later i get scolded by big boss.."
i kept quiet, but wad i really wanted to scold was
"FUCK YOU LA, DUN BE A PUSSY! DARE TO PRESS THEN DUN BE AFRAID OF GETTING SCOLDED. U'RE A FUCKING PIG WITH A F-ING PUSSY! KNNBCCB, GET A LIFE! TAKE THE STAIRS IF U DUN WANNA GET SCOLDED! GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
nvm, the anger not that much le, so shall not scold anymore.
but i'm pissed by the fact that cahill equalised. but great goal by gerrard..hahas
(fat perm staff and some customers enter lift)
Hi, welcome, this lift doesn't serve level 1. blah blah blah.
(fat perm staff presses lvl 1)
o, nvm, the lift is going to lvl 1 now.
fat perm staff : " eh, u're not supposed to let the customers go down to lvl 1 u noe, only i can go."
*scolding him inside me
"FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND! YOU ALREADY PRESSED THE FUCKING LIFT TO GO LVL 1. THE CUSTOMERS SAW IT! AND NOW, U'RE TELLING ME NOT TO LET THEM GO TO LVL 1. GO FUCK YOURSELF UNDERSTAND. U'RE NOT SOME BIG FUCK. EVEN THE GM OSO HAVE TO WALK DOWN THE STAIRS. U'RE JUS A FUCKING PIG BRAIN. BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT U'RE A PIG, SO I SHALL ALLOW YOU TO GET TO LVL 1 BY THE LIFT! FUCK YOU!"
*wad actually came out
"but since you pressed already, might as well let customers go down right?"
fat perm staff says (in a whiny way), "later i get scolded by big boss.."
i kept quiet, but wad i really wanted to scold was
"FUCK YOU LA, DUN BE A PUSSY! DARE TO PRESS THEN DUN BE AFRAID OF GETTING SCOLDED. U'RE A FUCKING PIG WITH A F-ING PUSSY! KNNBCCB, GET A LIFE! TAKE THE STAIRS IF U DUN WANNA GET SCOLDED! GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
nvm, the anger not that much le, so shall not scold anymore.
but i'm pissed by the fact that cahill equalised. but great goal by gerrard..hahas
Sunday, January 18, 2009
INSULTS
Hi, welcome to our ** sales! allow me to indulge myself in a series of customer scolding while we make our super nice trip to lv4 together! and here it goes ya!
FIRZ OF ALL, THE REASON WHY I'M SPEAKING IN CAPS TO YOU, AND MIND YOU, IT'S FUCKING ANGRY CAPS, IS BECAUSE I'M JUS SO FUCKING PISSED WITH YOU! I DUN GIF A FUCK ABOUT WAD U THINK AFTER HEARING THIS, AND YOU CAN JOLLY WELL FORGET ABOUT ALL I'VE SAID WHEN WE'VE REACHED YOUR FUCKING LEVEL 4 WHERE U CAN BUY THE FUCKING STUFF U WANT. BUT PLEASE TAKE NOTE, I WUN SAY THIS AGAIN IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN IN THIS FUCKING LIFT. THIS LIFT DOESN'T GO TO THE FUCKING LEVEL 1, FOR WHOSE FUCKING SAKE, U'RE NOT REQUIRED TO NOE. ALL YOU NEEDTA NOE, IS THAT IF U WANT TO GET YOUR WAY DOWN TO LVL 1, DUN FUCKING STAY IN MY LIFT AND SAY, I WANT TO GO TO LVL 1, AND WAIT LIKE A FUCKING COCK! CUZ I'M TOTALLY NOT GONNA BRING YOU TO LVL 1, UNLESS YOU'RE PREGNANT, HAVING A BABY PRAM, SUPER OLD, OR YOU'RE SUPER NICE TO ME WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME. NOT EVEN WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING CHIO, CUZ I NOE YOU WLD HAVE A FUCKING BAD ATTITUDE WHICH I DUN FUCKING APPRECIATE! AND YES YOU, OVER THERE, DUN GIVE ME THAT SARCASTIC LOOK, I NOE WAD YOU'RE THINKING! THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE, I'M NOT STANDING HERE TO LOOK AT YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES. IF CAN, I WOULD LIKE TO DIG THEM OUT, BUT FOR MY DEAR PAY, I PREFER NOT TO DIRTY MY HANDS ON YOU!CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR A WHILE AND NOT GET OUT OF THE LIFT?I'LL BRING YOU DOWN TO LVL2 AND UP AGAIN SO I CAN SCOLD YOU A FEW MORE TIMES. YES! AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN MY LIFT, YOU'RE UNDER MY INSTRUCTIONS! AND I TELL YOU AGAIN! THIS LIFT DOESN'T GO TO LVL 1! TAKE THE STAIRS PLEASE! AND YA, YOU OVER THERE! YOU DIDN'T BATHE RIGHT!? I COULD SMELL YOU WHEN I WAS STILL AT LEVEL 2 GOING TO LEVEL 4 TO FETCH YOUR SMELLY ASS! WELL, WONDERING WHY THERE'S A REFLECTIVE SURFACE IN OUR LIFT? IT'S FOR YOU TO FUCK YOURSELF! O, SAYING THANKS TO ME? YOU'RE ABSOULTELY WELCOMED! AND THIS IS YOUR DEAR LEVEL 4, THANKS FOR LISTENING TO ME. HAVE A FUCKING NICE DAY!
(weird customer tries to get into the lift, which is obviously reaching the point of overloading)
O, SORRY, THE LIFT IS GOING TO OVERLOAD! SO CAN U PLS WAIT FOR THE NXT LIFT!? THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
*WEIRD CUSTOMER ACTS FUNNY AND SAYS " CAN LA, JUST ME ONLY"
HEY, I SAID IT'S GOING TO OVERLOAD RIGHT? JAM WHOSE FAULT? ALL THE BLAME WILL GO TO ME, WHEN WE ALL NOE WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IT IS! AND IT'S YOU! GET A LIFE DUDE, WAIT FOR THE NXT LIFT OR CLIMB DOWN THE STAIRS SO THAT YOU'LL LOSE SOME WEIGHT AND THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE THE LIFT, IT WUN OVERLOAD! GET IT? SO NOW, FUCK OFF. THANK YOU FUCKING MUCH!
PHEW! that's for the lift. okay, change shift to door attendant.
HI, WELCOME TO OUR ** SALES. AND YA, TO USE THE TOILET, MAKE SURE THAT YOU DUN LEAVE IT SMELLY WITH YOUR SHIT STAINS ALL OVER IT. AND TO THE END OF THE PASSAGE, U SEE A ROOM WITH AN EXIT SIGN ABOVE IT! THAT'S NOT A F-ING EXIT TO THE STAIRS, ITS A FUCKING WASHROOM, DUN TRY TO BE FUNNY WITH ME, I OSO DUNNO WHO BUILT THIS BUILDING. AND YOU OVER THERE, I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE STAIRS DOWN TO LEVEL 1 RIGHT? DUN TRY TO BE FUUNNY WITH ME AND WANT TO TAKE THE LIFT TO LEVEL 1, CUZ I'M SURE MY COLLEAGUE WUN ALLOW THAT TOO, SO PLEASE FUCK OFF TO THE CASHIER AT LEVEL 1, THANK YOU!
o shit, that was so vulgar, but so shiok at the same time. haha, the job is actually okay la..jus sometimes really pissed with certain ppl. haha. take care have fun! enjoy the rest of your day~ XD
FIRZ OF ALL, THE REASON WHY I'M SPEAKING IN CAPS TO YOU, AND MIND YOU, IT'S FUCKING ANGRY CAPS, IS BECAUSE I'M JUS SO FUCKING PISSED WITH YOU! I DUN GIF A FUCK ABOUT WAD U THINK AFTER HEARING THIS, AND YOU CAN JOLLY WELL FORGET ABOUT ALL I'VE SAID WHEN WE'VE REACHED YOUR FUCKING LEVEL 4 WHERE U CAN BUY THE FUCKING STUFF U WANT. BUT PLEASE TAKE NOTE, I WUN SAY THIS AGAIN IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN IN THIS FUCKING LIFT. THIS LIFT DOESN'T GO TO THE FUCKING LEVEL 1, FOR WHOSE FUCKING SAKE, U'RE NOT REQUIRED TO NOE. ALL YOU NEEDTA NOE, IS THAT IF U WANT TO GET YOUR WAY DOWN TO LVL 1, DUN FUCKING STAY IN MY LIFT AND SAY, I WANT TO GO TO LVL 1, AND WAIT LIKE A FUCKING COCK! CUZ I'M TOTALLY NOT GONNA BRING YOU TO LVL 1, UNLESS YOU'RE PREGNANT, HAVING A BABY PRAM, SUPER OLD, OR YOU'RE SUPER NICE TO ME WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME. NOT EVEN WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING CHIO, CUZ I NOE YOU WLD HAVE A FUCKING BAD ATTITUDE WHICH I DUN FUCKING APPRECIATE! AND YES YOU, OVER THERE, DUN GIVE ME THAT SARCASTIC LOOK, I NOE WAD YOU'RE THINKING! THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE, I'M NOT STANDING HERE TO LOOK AT YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES. IF CAN, I WOULD LIKE TO DIG THEM OUT, BUT FOR MY DEAR PAY, I PREFER NOT TO DIRTY MY HANDS ON YOU!CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR A WHILE AND NOT GET OUT OF THE LIFT?I'LL BRING YOU DOWN TO LVL2 AND UP AGAIN SO I CAN SCOLD YOU A FEW MORE TIMES. YES! AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN MY LIFT, YOU'RE UNDER MY INSTRUCTIONS! AND I TELL YOU AGAIN! THIS LIFT DOESN'T GO TO LVL 1! TAKE THE STAIRS PLEASE! AND YA, YOU OVER THERE! YOU DIDN'T BATHE RIGHT!? I COULD SMELL YOU WHEN I WAS STILL AT LEVEL 2 GOING TO LEVEL 4 TO FETCH YOUR SMELLY ASS! WELL, WONDERING WHY THERE'S A REFLECTIVE SURFACE IN OUR LIFT? IT'S FOR YOU TO FUCK YOURSELF! O, SAYING THANKS TO ME? YOU'RE ABSOULTELY WELCOMED! AND THIS IS YOUR DEAR LEVEL 4, THANKS FOR LISTENING TO ME. HAVE A FUCKING NICE DAY!
(weird customer tries to get into the lift, which is obviously reaching the point of overloading)
O, SORRY, THE LIFT IS GOING TO OVERLOAD! SO CAN U PLS WAIT FOR THE NXT LIFT!? THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
*WEIRD CUSTOMER ACTS FUNNY AND SAYS " CAN LA, JUST ME ONLY"
HEY, I SAID IT'S GOING TO OVERLOAD RIGHT? JAM WHOSE FAULT? ALL THE BLAME WILL GO TO ME, WHEN WE ALL NOE WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IT IS! AND IT'S YOU! GET A LIFE DUDE, WAIT FOR THE NXT LIFT OR CLIMB DOWN THE STAIRS SO THAT YOU'LL LOSE SOME WEIGHT AND THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE THE LIFT, IT WUN OVERLOAD! GET IT? SO NOW, FUCK OFF. THANK YOU FUCKING MUCH!
PHEW! that's for the lift. okay, change shift to door attendant.
HI, WELCOME TO OUR ** SALES. AND YA, TO USE THE TOILET, MAKE SURE THAT YOU DUN LEAVE IT SMELLY WITH YOUR SHIT STAINS ALL OVER IT. AND TO THE END OF THE PASSAGE, U SEE A ROOM WITH AN EXIT SIGN ABOVE IT! THAT'S NOT A F-ING EXIT TO THE STAIRS, ITS A FUCKING WASHROOM, DUN TRY TO BE FUNNY WITH ME, I OSO DUNNO WHO BUILT THIS BUILDING. AND YOU OVER THERE, I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE STAIRS DOWN TO LEVEL 1 RIGHT? DUN TRY TO BE FUUNNY WITH ME AND WANT TO TAKE THE LIFT TO LEVEL 1, CUZ I'M SURE MY COLLEAGUE WUN ALLOW THAT TOO, SO PLEASE FUCK OFF TO THE CASHIER AT LEVEL 1, THANK YOU!
o shit, that was so vulgar, but so shiok at the same time. haha, the job is actually okay la..jus sometimes really pissed with certain ppl. haha. take care have fun! enjoy the rest of your day~ XD
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