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Hi, welcome to our ** sales! allow me to indulge myself in a series of customer scolding while we make our super nice trip to lv4 together! and here it goes ya!

FIRZ OF ALL, THE REASON WHY I'M SPEAKING IN CAPS TO YOU, AND MIND YOU, IT'S FUCKING ANGRY CAPS, IS BECAUSE I'M JUS SO FUCKING PISSED WITH YOU! I DUN GIF A FUCK ABOUT WAD U THINK AFTER HEARING THIS, AND YOU CAN JOLLY WELL FORGET ABOUT ALL I'VE SAID WHEN WE'VE REACHED YOUR FUCKING LEVEL 4 WHERE U CAN BUY THE FUCKING STUFF U WANT. BUT PLEASE TAKE NOTE, I WUN SAY THIS AGAIN IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN IN THIS FUCKING LIFT. THIS LIFT DOESN'T GO TO THE FUCKING LEVEL 1, FOR WHOSE FUCKING SAKE, U'RE NOT REQUIRED TO NOE. ALL YOU NEEDTA NOE, IS THAT IF U WANT TO GET YOUR WAY DOWN TO LVL 1, DUN FUCKING STAY IN MY LIFT AND SAY, I WANT TO GO TO LVL 1, AND WAIT LIKE A FUCKING COCK! CUZ I'M TOTALLY NOT GONNA BRING YOU TO LVL 1, UNLESS YOU'RE PREGNANT, HAVING A BABY PRAM, SUPER OLD, OR YOU'RE SUPER NICE TO ME WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME. NOT EVEN WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING CHIO, CUZ I NOE YOU WLD HAVE A FUCKING BAD ATTITUDE WHICH I DUN FUCKING APPRECIATE! AND YES YOU, OVER THERE, DUN GIVE ME THAT SARCASTIC LOOK, I NOE WAD YOU'RE THINKING! THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE, I'M NOT STANDING HERE TO LOOK AT YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES. IF CAN, I WOULD LIKE TO DIG THEM OUT, BUT FOR MY DEAR PAY, I PREFER NOT TO DIRTY MY HANDS ON YOU!CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR A WHILE AND NOT GET OUT OF THE LIFT?I'LL BRING YOU DOWN TO LVL2 AND UP AGAIN SO I CAN SCOLD YOU A FEW MORE TIMES. YES! AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN MY LIFT, YOU'RE UNDER MY INSTRUCTIONS! AND I TELL YOU AGAIN! THIS LIFT DOESN'T GO TO LVL 1! TAKE THE STAIRS PLEASE! AND YA, YOU OVER THERE! YOU DIDN'T BATHE RIGHT!? I COULD SMELL YOU WHEN I WAS STILL AT LEVEL 2 GOING TO LEVEL 4 TO FETCH YOUR SMELLY ASS! WELL, WONDERING WHY THERE'S A REFLECTIVE SURFACE IN OUR LIFT? IT'S FOR YOU TO FUCK YOURSELF! O, SAYING THANKS TO ME? YOU'RE ABSOULTELY WELCOMED! AND THIS IS YOUR DEAR LEVEL 4, THANKS FOR LISTENING TO ME. HAVE A FUCKING NICE DAY!

(weird customer tries to get into the lift, which is obviously reaching the point of overloading)

O, SORRY, THE LIFT IS GOING TO OVERLOAD! SO CAN U PLS WAIT FOR THE NXT LIFT!? THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

*WEIRD CUSTOMER ACTS FUNNY AND SAYS " CAN LA, JUST ME ONLY"

HEY, I SAID IT'S GOING TO OVERLOAD RIGHT? JAM WHOSE FAULT? ALL THE BLAME WILL GO TO ME, WHEN WE ALL NOE WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IT IS! AND IT'S YOU! GET A LIFE DUDE, WAIT FOR THE NXT LIFT OR CLIMB DOWN THE STAIRS SO THAT YOU'LL LOSE SOME WEIGHT AND THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE THE LIFT, IT WUN OVERLOAD! GET IT? SO NOW, FUCK OFF. THANK YOU FUCKING MUCH!

PHEW! that's for the lift. okay, change shift to door attendant.

HI, WELCOME TO OUR ** SALES. AND YA, TO USE THE TOILET, MAKE SURE THAT YOU DUN LEAVE IT SMELLY WITH YOUR SHIT STAINS ALL OVER IT. AND TO THE END OF THE PASSAGE, U SEE A ROOM WITH AN EXIT SIGN ABOVE IT! THAT'S NOT A F-ING EXIT TO THE STAIRS, ITS A FUCKING WASHROOM, DUN TRY TO BE FUNNY WITH ME, I OSO DUNNO WHO BUILT THIS BUILDING. AND YOU OVER THERE, I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE STAIRS DOWN TO LEVEL 1 RIGHT? DUN TRY TO BE FUUNNY WITH ME AND WANT TO TAKE THE LIFT TO LEVEL 1, CUZ I'M SURE MY COLLEAGUE WUN ALLOW THAT TOO, SO PLEASE FUCK OFF TO THE CASHIER AT LEVEL 1, THANK YOU!

o shit, that was so vulgar, but so shiok at the same time. haha, the job is actually okay la..jus sometimes really pissed with certain ppl. haha. take care have fun! enjoy the rest of your day~ XD